"The Muppet Show" (Opening) Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ... Females: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Males: It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Waldorf: Why do we always come here Statler: I guess we'll never know Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture both: To have to watch the show (brief interlude) Muppets: And now let's get things started Audience: Why don't you get things started Kermit: It's time to get things started Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational this is what we call the Muppet Show! (Gonzo blows his trumpet)