Subject: PARODY: We always start a flame war (was: Re: Bride of Denver post)
Date: 25 Jul 2001 02:23:07 GMT
From: ********@aol.combustible (Q)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror

Went to Arthur for some help on this one, (a Q and A session??)

It'll probably start a whole NEW flame war, but well, you asked for it.

We Always Start a Flame War
Lyrics by Vanessa "Q" Vittoe--*******@aol.com --http://robcrusade.com
and Arthur Levesque--*******@boog.org--http://boog.org
(To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)

ROTQ, Frisco Bay, Erik Kellstrom, is Richard gay?
Women Franks, costume contests, puffin has to go
Zenin and the "Godwin's law", The Brad-Riff scene we all saw
California, Comic-con, the Sharks all say hello.
Super-rare, e-Bay, groteskfat and fake screen names
Teaneck, Larry V. , and the "casting comittee"
Circus Circus, we're harrassed, Denver's got a new cast
"More Drunk" Brady, Bal Theater, somebody set us free.

We always start a flame war
And we keep it going
With no signs of slowing.
We always start a flame war
And there's no recourses
We just beat dead horses

East-coast/West Coast barrier, Broadway's got DeLaria
Rocky Horror conners say "fuck the hotel"
Pre-shows, DuFoes, casting wars, here we go
Grammar Nazis all come out when words are misspelled
Who sang Rocky Horror's parts, action figures in toy marts
Frank 100% gay, who else would they cast today?
Anal show just for kicks, Susan's left wing politics
We berate, and debate, there's trouble with a con date

We always start a flame war
And we keep it going
With no signs of slowing.
We always start a flame war
And there's no recourses
We just beat dead horses

Eddie's wrench, slingshot, see the three Tomaino's got
Columbine murders, Nell thinks we flip burgers
Brit con scheduling bad call, California softball
Most viscous, MTV, was Dr. Scott a Nazi
VH1, day job , Hot Topic, bets with BoB
DVD, stereo, Comedy Central shows

We always start a flame war
And we keep it going
With no signs of slowing.
We always start a flame war
And there's no recourses
We just beat dead horses

Dikofdeth, RIFFMAN, drinking as a propman,
Red Rocks, trannie socks, post to post combat.
Multi-level marketing, costume detail arguing
Riff's spat, Frank's tat, sequins on Nell's hat.
Pat's lips, Joan Jett, faked pictures from the set
Chuckie Gray, passed away, what else do I have to say?

We always start a flame war
And we keep it going
With no signs of slowing.
We always start a flame war
And there's no recourses
We just beat dead horses

Smoking sections, Marc Berman, Denver bitching back again,
Filk ban, Bregman, pics of Eddie's stuntman
Backslash, backlash, Dave Leckie, Just what were "their evil deeds"?
Stripping Trixies underaged, Tonies lost for Broadway stage
Phantom of the Paradise, the barrettes worn by Janet Weiss
CEI, DDT, flames, FAQ, bad AP
Chinese auctions at the cons, Vegas sound cues off and on
Who sang "Science Fiction", is Rocky an American?

We always start a flame war
And we keep it going
With no signs of slowing.
We always start a flame war
And there's no recourses
We just beat dead horses

And when the trolls are gone,
It still burns on and on and on and on and on


Peace, Love, and Richard O'Brien
Q aka Vanessa
The NEW Richard O'Brien Crusade
http://www.robcrusade.com

Lyrics Copyright © 2001 Arthur Levesque, Vanessa Vittoe
“We Didn't Start The Fire” Copyright © 1989 Billy Joel
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